tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69399369578674425202008-07-19T19:06:40.275-05:00R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comBlogger81125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-36780413293845970002008-07-19T16:07:00.002-05:002008-07-19T19:04:13.363-05:00It amazes me how every time a tire fails it&#39;s because of something you did that just isn&#39;t covered by the warranty. Damn they&#39;re lucky!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-61303738364465982942008-07-01T06:57:00.002-05:002008-07-19T19:04:44.088-05:00They say you should never meet your heroes. Easy enough for me. None of mine are still alive.<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-88977522844751775892008-06-22T18:08:00.001-05:002008-06-22T18:09:59.373-05:00Fathers should not be talking to their young daughters about their developing "yummy bits".<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-60986844893273162322008-06-22T16:38:00.002-05:002008-07-01T06:59:17.329-05:00It is entirely inappropriate for a father to discuss his young daughter&#39;s development of &quot;yummy bits&quot;.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-8143571164987348292008-06-22T09:17:00.002-05:002008-06-22T09:20:14.777-05:00After a visit to a family attraction yesterday it has become clear to me that all stereotypes are true. They just all happen to hold true for large numbers of people in every group imaginable.<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-47029777771639091812008-06-21T13:21:00.001-05:002008-06-21T13:22:54.143-05:00How is it a child that loves Chuck E Cheese pizza can complain about pizza from ANYWHERE else?<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-53855609379295003932008-05-31T12:19:00.001-05:002008-05-31T12:20:38.304-05:00OK, I know you read this because I noticed you moved the car. But did you drive it or did you have to push it? Just wondering.<br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-18670590596974587922008-05-25T20:09:00.001-05:002008-05-25T20:10:44.774-05:00I have yet to call the people at Allied Waste, but I am fairly certain that even on bulk pick-up day they will not haul off that piece of shit Toyota that has been parked behind the dumpster for the last month.<br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-42636775998324512202008-04-29T06:58:00.000-05:002008-04-29T06:59:31.943-05:00Why are the dreams I have right before I wake up always bad?<br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-18188346452500177542008-04-19T10:47:00.002-05:002008-04-19T11:05:16.186-05:00Being angry at everyone in the building because they politely asked your new live-in girlfriend not to park in the covered spots they paid for kind of makes you a dick.<br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-91052095931381251332008-02-21T22:56:00.001-06:002008-04-19T11:05:31.909-05:00Dave's Mom wears army boots.<script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-45167130616904858652008-02-11T20:34:00.001-06:002008-04-19T11:05:46.435-05:00For what therapists charge you should get a happy ending.<script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-70680300713102101372007-11-20T13:22:00.003-06:002008-04-19T11:06:08.160-05:00Why is it that bad news sucks just as bad in person as by phone or email?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-74566947477165486082007-10-11T14:24:00.002-05:002008-04-19T11:06:29.783-05:00If they can tell I should have dialed a 1 first, why can't they just ignore that I didn't and put the call through?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-15182883642875936152007-10-11T10:58:00.002-05:002008-04-19T11:05:01.756-05:00Secretaries are either god's gift or satan's spawn. I can't decide which.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-42867021553292472272007-09-21T10:19:00.001-05:002007-09-21T10:19:37.226-05:00Its odd to me that people cam blow you off for days on end and then wonder why you don&#39;t jump when they call.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-52715909861560644012007-09-06T15:05:00.001-05:002007-09-06T15:05:24.961-05:00Sometimes it feels like it would be worth gettimg fired just to be able to tell my boss what is really going on here.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-46047194311264989092007-08-31T21:35:00.001-05:002007-09-03T13:39:28.235-05:00Ever notice that a cute brat is less annoying than an ugly one?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-88464746986909061262007-07-14T12:50:00.000-05:002007-09-03T13:39:58.838-05:00If I ever lived in the world like the end of Farenhite 451 I would choose to be Green Eggs and Ham, because it's short and easy to memorize.<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-22287212452398056062007-06-17T01:53:00.001-05:002007-06-17T01:53:30.727-05:00The only thing worse than tattoos on tits is tattoos on over tanned wrinkled tits.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-86947467762070346532007-06-12T18:21:00.000-05:002007-06-12T18:22:04.798-05:00While all geniuses are crazy, most crazy people area morons.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-67968406580264054642007-06-11T13:53:00.000-05:002007-06-11T13:54:28.344-05:00Why is it psychiatrists on tv are hot. But in real life...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-48881315461423446522007-06-08T19:36:00.001-05:002007-06-09T11:01:08.840-05:00Guys can even believe &quot;drop dead&quot; is a come on.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-24304833068346707442007-06-04T15:48:00.000-05:002007-06-04T15:49:17.822-05:00Twizzlers may be low in fat, but they are not a diet food.<br /><br /><script type='text/javascript'><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 15;<br />google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al";<br />google_ad_channel = "";<br />google_color_border = "990000";<br />google_color_bg = "FEFFFF";<br />google_color_link = "0000FF";<br />google_color_text = "000000";<br />google_color_url = "008000";<br />//--><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6939936957867442520.post-84323991943910894192007-05-31T12:18:00.001-05:002007-05-31T12:18:38.675-05:00It&#39;s not a laundry room. It&#39;s a clothes care center.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type='text/javascript'><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel = ""; google_color_border = "990000"; google_color_bg = "FEFFFF"; google_color_link = "0000FF"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "008000"; //--> </script></div>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.com