6/17/07 1:52 am

The only thing worse than tattoos on tits is tattoos on over tanned wrinkled tits.

6/12/07 6:21 pm

While all geniuses are crazy, most crazy people area morons.

6/11/07 1:52 PM

Why is it psychiatrists on tv are hot. But in real life...

6/08/07 7:22 PM

Guys can even believe "drop dead" is a come on.

6/4/07 3:48 PM

Twizzlers may be low in fat, but they are not a diet food.