Sunday, May 25, 2008

5/25/08 8:08 PM

I have yet to call the people at Allied Waste, but I am fairly certain that even on bulk pick-up day they will not haul off that piece of shit Toyota that has been parked behind the dumpster for the last month.



Tuesday, April 29, 2008

4/29/08 6:58 AM

Why are the dreams I have right before I wake up always bad?



Saturday, April 19, 2008

4/19/08 10:48 AM

Being angry at everyone in the building because they politely asked your new live-in girlfriend not to park in the covered spots they paid for kind of makes you a dick.



Thursday, February 21, 2008

2/12/08 10:56 PM

Dave's Mom wears army boots.



Monday, February 11, 2008

2/11/08 8:34 PM

For what therapists charge you should get a happy ending.



Tuesday, November 20, 2007

11/20/07 1:21 PM

Why is it that bad news sucks just as bad in person as by phone or email?



Thursday, October 11, 2007

10/10/07 2:24pm

If they can tell I should have dialed a 1 first, why can't they just ignore that I didn't and put the call through?



10/11/07 10:58 AM

Secretaries are either god's gift or satan's spawn. I can't decide which.



Friday, September 21, 2007

9/21/97 10:19 AM

Its odd to me that people cam blow you off for days on end and then wonder why you don't jump when they call.



Friday, August 31, 2007

8/31/07 11:55 AM

Ever notice that a cute brat is less annoying than an ugly one?