05/23/08 2:43 PM

When I see a hot girl smoking her hotness drops 30%. So much for "smoking hot".

05/09/08 6:20 PM

If enough people are doing the same thing, it ceases to be rebellious.

02/05/09 9:17 PM

If the race you happen to hate is your own, are you still a racist?

12/27/08 7:04 AM

Dear Upstairs Neighbor,

In the future you may want to look at the condition of your girlfriend's vehicle before letting her drive your truck.

Sincerely,

The Guy Downstairs

P.S. Nobody likes Led Zep at 3 in the morning.

8/24/08 6:44 PM

I don't care what Bono says. I hope I never lose the urge to, sometimes, just say "fuck off".

8/14/08 4:14 PM

It's kind of rude to comment on someone's blog if yours is set to private.

8/12/08 5:20 PM

Some people don't take no for an answer. Others just pretend you never said no in the first place.

8/9/08 12:24 PM

People with jobs like hair stylist need to understand that there is a very good chance their clients don't want someone that close to them that reeks of cigarette smoke.

7/19/08 4:07 PM

It amazes me how every time a tire fails it's because of something you did that just isn't covered by the warranty. Damn they're lucky!

7/1/2008 6:57 AM

They say you should never meet your heroes. Easy enough for me. None of mine are still alive.